Oct 29
Over or Under?
We’re just days away from the election now, and just when you thought you’d heard everything, we realize that there is an issue of tremendous importance to all Americans that has largely been ignored by the political parties.
Nowhere in their web of deception, distortions and fear tactics has either side addressed the concern of Bill Jarrett, a 79-year-old Grand Rapids, Michigan man, who wants all Americans to join his cause: the Great American Toilet Paper Debate. Jarrett wants to establish a “National Toilet Paper Hanging Way,” which would settle once and for all whether the flow of paper should go up and over or behind and under the roll.
You can vote for your own preferred method — mine is up and over, for what it’s worth — at his website. For $5.00, you can get a mail-in ballot, official voter’s card, “Fun and Interesting Facts About Toilet Paper,” (I’m sure that’s a great read!) and a handy magnet that allows you to position the toilet paper however you like.
If you’re seriously considering paying the $5.00, be afraid…be very afraid.
And just in case you need some little tune to get stuck in your head, there’s always the “Cha-Cha-Cha-Charmin” jingle waiting for you at the Charmin website.
Click at your own risk. Once it gets in your mind, it doesn’t want to let go!
