Sep 30 2006

Saturday Six - Episode 129

Tag: Saturday SixPatrick @ 1:44 am

This will be the last edition of the Saturday Six that I post from Richmond! Next week, I’ll be relocated in South Carolina, and I’ll do my best to have the Six posted on time on Saturday.

But first, Carly of “Ellipsis…Suddenly Carly” was first to play last week! Congratulations, Carly!

Here are this week’s “Saturday Six” questions. Either answer the questions in a comment here, or put the answers in an entry on your journal…but either way, leave a link to your journal so that everyone else can visit! To be counted as “first to play,” you must be the first player to either answer the questions in a comment or to provide a complete link to the specific entry in your journal in which you answer the questions. A link to your journal in general cannot count. Enjoy!

1. You’re arranging to move. If money were no object, would you hire movers to come in and pack your belongings as well as drive them, or would you prefer to do the packing yourself?

2. Of the new shows that have premiered so far this season, which were you most looking forward to seeing?

3. Did the show live up to your expectations?

4. Take the quiz: What type of lunatic are you?

5. What habit of yours would you say is the craziest?

6. What do you own more of: VHS Tapes, CDs, DVDs or Books?

If you have a Reader’s Choice question you’d like to see asked (and answered), click the e-mail link in the Blogger profile and send it to me.

MY ANSWERS:
1. I’d rather pack my own stuff. It allows me the chance to throw stuff away. (And I’ve been throwing A LOT away!)

2. “Jericho” (”Kidnapped” was a close second.)

3. When I read about it, “Jericho” seemed like the “Twilight Zone” episode, “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street.” I’m not disappointed so far, but I’ll have to see more before I can say that I’m “hooked.”

4. Surprise! (But who’s the girl?)


5. Checking the door to make sure I locked it. I do it repeatedly.

6. A toss-up between DVDs and Books. Probably books.


Sep 29 2006

Perfect Timing

Tag: UncategorizedPatrick @ 8:43 pm

Just as I was leaving work tonight, leaving for the last time, I got into the car and turned on the radio and what’s playing but Sarah McLahchlan’s I Will Remember You.”

I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don’t let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories

How did they know?


Sep 29 2006

Already Friday?!?

Tag: UncategorizedPatrick @ 8:21 am

What happened to this week?

No, seriously. Where did it go. Yesterday, it was Monday! Now it’s already Friday and I’ll be going in to work for the last time!

Last night, we had some severe storms move through and I temporarily lost power at the apartment. I can’t recall the last time I lost power…one of the advantages of renting an apartment within a couple of blocks of a major hospital! The dogs were definitely glad to see me when I got home last night, though I suspect they took advantage of the dark to sleep. Dogs tend to get far less stressed out by the little things than we do.

One of the traditions on one’s last day — at least at the stations where I’ve worked — is to send a station-wide email saying goodbye and keep in touch. I’ve been mulling such a message and I’m sure I’ll come up with something decent. I will miss the folks I’ve worked with, and there are lots of things I’ll miss in Richmond.

I am looking forward to getting closer to home, though, and I already know that the new job will keep me in the presence of good, talented people.

In any case, since I’ve fallen drastically behind schedule when it comes to packing, my posting will be a bit sparse over the next week. There’ll still be a “Saturday Six” and “Sunday Seven” over at the Weekender. And next weekend’s shouldn’t be a problem, either.

Once I’m settled in the new place, I’ll be back with more regular posting, and I’ll update here and there when I can next week.

Wish me luck!


Sep 28 2006

Minor Cosmetic Changes

Tag: UncategorizedPatrick @ 9:19 am

Minor. Nothing major.

I’ve made a couple of more adjustments to what began as Blogger’s “Harbour” template. While I like lighthouses, I wanted to make this blog look more TV-related since that’s what I do.

I’ve removed the subtle clouds from the top and the subtle rocky coastline from the bottom, making the entire background now a nice clean white. And I found the “blue fade” border on a free graphics site and have made it (and versions thereof) as the new official divider on the main column and sidebars.

I’m growing happier with the look now. I think I’ll stop fiddling with it now. (I’m hoping that if Blogger ever invites me to go “Beta,” I’ll be able to take this look with me one way or another.)

What do you think of the look?


Sep 28 2006

Your Last Picture Show?

Tag: UncategorizedPatrick @ 8:25 am

I’ve always heard that life is difficult for child actors. I’ve also heard, and I’m sure you have, as well, that it can be very difficult to break out of the child actor mold: once people associate you as a child actor, they don’t really want to think of you as anything else.

Dustin Diamond, who played “Skreech” on the NBC Saturday morning show Saved By the Bell, seems to be doing everything within his power to make you forget that he played the somewhat-lovable nerd.

First, there was that business about him trying to raise money to save his home from foreclosure, which demonstrated either how little he made with the role or his lack of financial acumen.

Now, there’s news that ex-”Screech,” who created a minor spectacle when he claimed on Howard Stern’s radio show that he was more than adequately endowed, has a new role that may prove or disprove that claim. He reportedly appears in a 40-minute “sex tape.” One source suggests that the tape should come with a gun so that you can put yourself out of your own misery and blow your brains out after viewing the “performance,” because of the kinky acts involving bodily functions and one specific act that I’d never heard of, much less imagined, and am now sorry to have learned about.

If you really want to read more, and I mean only if you really, really, really want to read more, you can find more details here…but for the sake of humanity, don’t click the link: no matter how curious you think you are, you really don’t want to know!! One last word of advice if you’re still pondering whether to read the article: if you come across a colloquialism you’ve never heard of, do yourself a favor and be sure not to look it up! You’ve been more than adequately warned. (And the source that jokes about the gun is here; same warnings apply.)

Somehow, if the tape really exists as described, he might have been better off sticking with “Screech.”


Sep 27 2006

A Writer’s Obituary

Tag: Memorial, Writing & PublishingPatrick @ 10:27 pm

A while back, the Richmond Times-Dispatch ran an essay written by novelist Lee Smith following the Virginia Highlands Festival in August. I had saved the clipping for a blog post, and I just came across it as I’m going through things to throw away. I figured that if I write about it now, that’s one more piece of paper I can dispose of.

The essay described the late Lou Crabtree, a woman who loved to write and did so until her death in April at age 93.

Smith describes her time as a writing instructor and the day back in 1980 when she first met Crabtree. Crabtree was in her late sixties, but quickly impressed her teacher with the first short story she brought to class. After that class, Smith asked if Crabtree had any other pieces she’d written; the next day, the woman brought in a suitcase full of poems and stories. The next day, there were even more.

But what amazed Smith was this simple fact: Lou Crabtree had been doing all this writing over the years with no thought of being published. A sample of the essay:

“‘I write for my own enjoyment,’ she said. ‘I’ve done it all my life. It gives me pleasure in my soul.’

“I asked her then what she’d do if somebody came along and told her that she couldn’t write any more. ‘Well, you know, I would just have to SNEAK!’”

I know what she means. Even when I don’t have time to write…like now…I miss it. My mind is still writing on its internal notepad. And I can’t wait to be able to set aside regular time to write when I’m settled in the new place in a couple of weeks.

You can read the entire essay here. I think you’ll enjoy it.

Now back to the packing.


Sep 26 2006

Goodbyes are Awkward

Tag: PersonalPatrick @ 7:37 am

No, I’m not saying goodbye to blogging. I’m talking about goodbyes in the workplace. I’ve reached that “final week” in which every day has its own set of “last times.”

Yesterday was my “last Monday” at WXXX. This will be my “last Tuesday.” This week, probably Friday, I’ll edit my “last topical promo,” and by Wednesday or so, I’ll have edited my “last image promo.” Friday evening, I’ll send an email message, “my last email message,” just to tell everyone how much I’ve enjoyed working with them, and that will be perfectly sincere.

Some of my co-workers — you know, I can’t even force myself to seriously adopt “cow-orkers” the way AOL’s Joe used to do — have been good-naturedly referring to me as “short-timer.”

A few friends are meeting me for lunch or dinner at various points along the way this week. Last night I had dinner with an old friend from another station in town who I used to work with back in South Carolina. Today, I’m having lunch with another old friend who works at a different station here in town now. Later this week, my department is taking me to lunch to celebrate. And this weekend, a bunch of folk from the station are getting together for a “farewell dinner.”

(No, that’s not the norm.)

It has been my experience that with most offices, when someone leaves, everyone wants to gather at the local watering hole — and in Richmond there are plenty — and toast the departing with drink. (Not so much with song, these days, but extra drink instead.) It is sometimes the case that people who show up to get smashed say goodbye don’t even know the person all that well; they’re just there because they’re hoping they can become so drunk that they’ll fall all over themselves just join in on the good-natured fun.

But that’s not me.

I’m told that a lot of co-workers will be attending, and that surprises me a little. Not in a false modesty kind of way, but in a sort of surprised, “wow, they’re actually sorry to see me go?” kind of way.

They might ask me to say a few words, which would be unfortunate because it would take time away from eating. Still, I’m trying to come up with something profound. So far, this post is as much as I’ve come up with, but I’ll keep working on it.

While I keep packing.


Sep 26 2006

More Televisions Than People

Tag: UncategorizedPatrick @ 7:31 am

According to Nielsen Media Research, the same folk who compile those pesky ratings, the average home has more televisions in it than people.

Far be it from me to disappoint. I have one television in the living room and a smaller one in the bedroom. And it’s me and two dogs. The dogs don’t really watch television, although if I have Animal Planet on and there are dogs barking, they’ll definitely watch long enough to see what that’s about. It makes me wonder whether dogs really do communicate specific things through their barks.

It also notes that the average person watches television for about four hours and thirty-five minutes a day. Hmm. Maybe if you don’t count the time it’s on as a “background,” I might fit into that discription. Otherwise, I shoot that average right out of the water.

Anyway, how many televisions do you have in your home? Do your TVs outnumber the people as well?


Sep 25 2006

For the Families

Tag: UncategorizedPatrick @ 7:46 pm

If you happened to switch over to TVLand during the dinner hour, you might have noticed that something was missing. Namely, programming.

The cable network, popular for its classic sitcoms and dramas, went dark between 6:00pm and 7:00pm tonight as part of “Family Day: A Day to Eat Dinner with Your Family.” For some time now, TVLand has been running public service announcements encouraging families to spend more time together, and suggesting that dinnertime is the perfect time.

It was a nice gesture of the network, but I’m not sure that with the gazillions of cable channels available and the ever-increasing thumb speed of most remote-control enthusiasts, many people would have stayed on the channel long enough to figure out what was really going on.

Still, they get high marks in my book just for the effort. I hope some families took their message to heart tonight.


Sep 24 2006

Sunday Seven - Episode 56

Tag: Sunday SevenPatrick @ 1:48 pm

As I continue to pack things up, I’ve been tossing some old magazines that I had saved for reasons that aren’t all that clear. But that led me to this week’s question.

But first, Antonette, of “Jottings From Jersey” was first to play last week! Congratulations, Antonette!

On to this week’s question!

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:
Name up to seven magazines that you either have subscribed to, currently subscribe to, or would subscribe to if money were no object.

Either answer the question in a comment or answer it in your journal and include the link in a comment. (To be considered “first to play,” a link must be to the specific entry in which you answered the question.)


My answers:
1. Writer’s Digest
2. Time
3. Mental Floss
4. Life
5. Men’s Health
6. Dark Discoveries
7. The Writer


Sep 23 2006

Saturday Six- Episode 128

Tag: Saturday SixPatrick @ 11:49 pm

This week seemed to go by quickly, despite the fact that it had a very slow start. I hope all of my friends on the east coast are drying out after Ernesto’s heavy rains. I’m just glad that it wasn’t worse than it ended up being!

But first, Frida of “I Really Hate Blog Names” was first to play last week! Congratulations, Frida!

Here are this week’s “Saturday Six” questions. Either answer the questions in a comment here, or put the answers in an entry on your journal…but either way, leave a link to your journal so that everyone else can visit! To be counted as “first to play,” you must be the first player to either answer the questions in a comment or to provide a complete link to the specific entry in your journal in which you answer the questions. A link to your journal in general cannot count. Enjoy!

1. You find out that you’ve just gotten a new job in a different state. Which room of your home will be the most difficult to get packed and why?

2. Which room is most likely to contain the greatest number of items that you should throw away, but haven’t, yet?

3. What is your single greatest strength and single greatest weakness if you were to enter the dating scene tomorrow?

4. Take the quiz: What are your dating strengths and weaknesses?

5. What’s the biggest surprise from this quiz’s findings?

6. Would you ever go out on a blind date with someone you’d met online if you’d never talked to them through any other method than email?

If you have a Reader’s Choice question you’d like to see asked (and answered), click the e-mail link in the Blogger profile and send it to me.

MY ANSWERS:
1. Bedroom

2. Bedroom or Living Room…at this point, it’s a toss-up.

3. Strength is likely that I’m a caring person; weakness is insecurity, I would think.

4. My results were:

Dating Strengths Dating Weaknesses
1. Generosity - 86.7%
2. Spirituality - 76.9%
3. Kindness - 72.7%
4. Independence - 71.4%
5. Financial Situation - 61.5%
1. Appearance - 77.8%
2. Shyness - 75%
3. Insecurity - 69.2%
4. Pessimism - 66.7%


5. That my spirituality is regarded as such a strength. These days, most people don’t seem to consider religion a positive.

6. No. I’d want to at least talk on the phone first.


Sep 21 2006

Diversity in the Blogosphere

Tag: Racism, Discrimination, BloggingPatrick @ 10:30 am

Over at Bloggasm, Simon Owens reports on the diversity — or lack thereof, depending on the subject — in the blogosphere.

Overall, he found that bloggers responding to his survey are twice as likely to be male and more than seven times as likely to be white. (The surprise for me is that there are so many more male bloggers. I’ve encountered far more female than male bloggers, on AOL and on Blogger.)

Owens took some flak about one of the questions in his survey, apparently. He asked about the race of the bloggers. Some answered the question. Others gave responses like, “the Human race.” Perhaps that’s a sign that racism is fading away; you can’t think that your race is keeping you back if you can’t recognize that you have one.

I can respect the fact that some people feel that since race shouldn’t be an issue, they shouldn’t need to answer such a question. On the other hand, in such situations, race is the point. If you’re looking to answer questions about diversity, you have to see how diverse people really are, after all. I don’t have a problem with a question about one’s race when the answers will be used to determine statistics on the whole.

He notes that a few people listed, “American” as their race. “American” isn’t a race. It’s an ethnicity, a cultural background, a “where you live” or “where you were born” label. But it’s not a race, because many different races live in America. Of course, the same could be said of the term, “African-American,” because there are people of diverse races in the many countries of Africa and its territories.

For example, I know of a once-popular television personality who was born in Johannesburg, South Africa. Many people would label him “African-American.” But the person I’m thinking of is the late John Daly, moderator of What’s My Line? in the fifties and sixties. If you’re talking about his origin or his background, he may be “African-American” by virtue of having been born in Africa and raised in America. But his race is caucasion.

A few years ago, there was a bruhaha over a contest when a school created the “Highest Achieving African American Student Award.” A young man named Trevor decided to make a statement and had two friends put up campaign posters nominating Trevor for the award. Trevor was born in Africa and moved to the United States in 1997, so that should certainly qualify him as “African-American,” right?

Wrong, at least according to the administration of the school. Trevor is white, and though he claims that his birthplace and continent of childhood makes him “as African as anyone else,” he and three others were suspended days because the school felt his posters were insensitive to black students.

If the name of the award had been “Highest Achieving Black Student,” he would have had no “point” to make. But that’s the problem with trying to transpose one’s race for one’s birthplace (or one’s ancestor’s birthplace): the real point of what is being expressed is lost in favor of something that is more “politically correct.”

There are some who would try to label me as “European American,” while having absolutely no idea where my ancestors might be traced. It doesn’t matter to them that a portion of my heritage is American Indian. Since I’m white, I have to be from “somewhere” in Europe, and exactly where seems to be of no importance, just as it’s apparently of no importance whether someone who is “African-American” has roots in Liberia, Ethiopia, Namibia or Mozambique.

My question is, why bother trying to turn race into a geographic reference, if we really don’t care about the geography? If you believe that someone of German descent is as white as someone of French descent, and that someone born in Botswana is as black as someone born in Cameroon, then why bother with over-generalizing the continent tag? What are you really communicating, other than a sweeping generalization, anyway?

And more importantly, if we all should be equal, why is there the feeling that the adjective “black” actually needs to be replaced with something “less offensive?” Why should the “black” be a negative?

If you’re not prejudiced, then saying that someone is “black” or “of color” should no more be viewed as hurling an insult than calling someone “white” should be viewed as giving a compliment. If you’re not a bigot, then what color one’s skin is should be no more important than what color one’s hair is. What does it really matter?

The relative anonymity of the blogosphere should encourage more diversity. We should be willing to take a look at how diverse the blogosphere is, and we should take the chance to read blogs by people who are different in some way: race, gender, religion, culture, orientation, or otherwise.

That should give us all the opportunity to see firsthand that the things that we think make us all so different don’t make us nearly as different as we imagine.


Sep 20 2006

Photo Challenge: Dream Homes

Tag: Photography, Photo ChallengePatrick @ 2:06 am

Imagine the possibilities! What writer who likes horror stories wouldn’t want to live in a home like this? I suspect that a house like this might not get many visitors on Halloween night just out of the scary factor; on the other hand, I’m sure there are those Halloween enthusiasts who’d flock to it for the same reason!

I found this house, quite unexpectedly, right outside the Hollywood Cemetery in Richmond.

This beautiful Queen Anne was built in 1894 as a replacement for the original Superintendent’s house. The original cost to build it was just $4,000! The home had, unfortunately, fallen into a state of disrepair and was actually slated to be torn down until the Historic Richmond Foundation stepped in. They found a buyer who would restore the home and it has since been converted into apartment homes.


Sep 18 2006

Will Winds of Change Mean a Cooler Breeze?

Tag: Environment, Patrick's Place PollPatrick @ 9:42 am

If rumors are true, we could see something dramatic on the issue of global warming coming from the president nicknamed, “The Toxic Texan.”

The Independant is reporting that an “astonishing U-turn” could come as early as January’s State of the Union address. Its “senior Washington sources” suggest that Bush is preparing to propose controls on carbon dioxide emissions and plans to rapidly boost renewable energy sources.

Of course, environmentalists aren’t willing to show much excitement, although I have to agree with the notion that any change in favor of easing global warming by the administration might tend to “liberate” more Republicans to vote yes on similar measures in the future: they’ll no longer be going against “their man” in the White House.

While we’re on the subject of global warming, there was that Patrick’s Place Poll I ran a short time ago. I asked readers to select the statements that best describe their own views on global warming.

I tried to create several different takes on several different positions.

The first one was the “dire hopeless” scenario. One such statement read, “It’s a dire situation and we’ve done so much damage already that we’re powerless to stop it.” Another read, “O’m not going to change anything I do because I know no one else is willing.” And another read, “We shouldn’t worry about global warming, because the planet will wipe us out when we’ve done enough damage and a better species will emerge.” (Happy thought, isn’t it?) A total of 20% of voters took this position through the various statements they chose.

At the other end of the spectrum are those who believe it’s a real crisis requiring immediate action. For them, there were statements like, “I’m already changing my habits because I think that one person can make a difference.” I also include in this side the questions about legislation needed to reduce global warming: one statement called for strict legislation for businesses and consumers, and the other called for business-only restrictions. A total of 42% of voters selected one or more of these statements.

Then there were the fringe statements that were somewhere in between the “global warming crisis” and “global warming problem” mentalities, with statements like, “Global warming is real, but not the only reason that we’ve been having weather extremes the past few years: some of it is normal climate change.” This statement got the highest number of votes, coming in at 28% by itself. (Because voters could choose more than one statement, this concept could have been shared by those on either side.)

The naysayers — those who either refuse to admit the possibility that global warming exists, or those who refuse to take any action because they’re convinced no one else is, total only 12%.

So more people than I might have expected feel that global warming is real, and more people than I expected are willing to change or already have done so. That can’t be bad news for the environment.

The new poll on the sidebar, by the way, will pinpoint your feeling of safety since 9/11.


Sep 18 2006

Playing the Odds

Tag: UncategorizedPatrick @ 7:57 am

Someone has taken the time to determine that when it comes to terrorism, you probably don’t have much to worry about.

According to the chart, which looks suspiciously like the terror alert legend, you have a much better chance of dying of a heart attack, falling, being in a car accident or being accidentally poisoned than dying at the hands of a terrorist.

I’m not sure how one is supposed to feel about this. The result, whether by terrorism, murder, natural causes or accident, is still the same. And I’m sure those who were sitting at their desks on 9/11 would have read something like this and not thought much about it, either.


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