Overheard Today at Fedex Kinko’s
An employee and an elderly woman passed by me as I was making some photo prints:
EMPLOYEE: See, the color machines make color copies and the black and white machines make the black and white copies.
CUSTOMER: Oh, I understand.
I am not making this up!
I wonder whether Kinko’s had such a handle on the obvious before Fedex came along.

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There’s a whole ad campaign to this effect right now; I think it actually is a FedEx ad…
The amazing thing here is that some people who need this explanation are allowed to procreate.
Jude