TV & Showbiz

Your Last Picture Show?

Last Updated on January 30, 2017

I’ve always heard that life is difficult for child actors. I’ve also heard, and I’m sure you have, as well, that it can be very difficult to break out of the child actor mold: once people associate you as a child actor, they don’t really want to think of you as anything else.

Dustin Diamond, who played “Skreech” on the NBC Saturday morning show Saved By the Bell, seems to be doing everything within his power to make you forget that he played the somewhat-lovable nerd.

First, there was that business about him trying to raise money to save his home from foreclosure, which demonstrated either how little he made with the role or his lack of financial acumen.

Now, there’s news that ex-“Screech,” who created a minor spectacle when he claimed on Howard Stern’s radio show that he was more than adequately endowed, has a new role that may prove or disprove that claim. He reportedly appears in a 40-minute “sex tape.” One source suggests that the tape should come with a gun so that you can put yourself out of your own misery and blow your brains out after viewing the “performance,” because of the kinky acts involving bodily functions and one specific act that I’d never heard of, much less imagined, and am now sorry to have learned about.

If you really want to read more, and I mean only if you really, really, really want to read more, you can find more details here…but for the sake of humanity, don’t click the link: no matter how curious you think you are, you really don’t want to know!! One last word of advice if you’re still pondering whether to read the article: if you come across a colloquialism you’ve never heard of, do yourself a favor and be sure not to look it up! You’ve been more than adequately warned. (And the source that jokes about the gun is here; same warnings apply.)

Somehow, if the tape really exists as described, he might have been better off sticking with “Screech.”

the authorPatrick
Patrick is a Christian with more than 30 years experience in professional writing, producing and marketing. His professional background also includes social media, reporting for broadcast television and the web, directing, videography and photography. He enjoys getting to know people over coffee and spending time with his dog.

1 Comment

  • Okay, I have to say I will probably go look see just because you’ve made me curious, but it’ll have to AFTER the kiddos are in bed. De 😉

Comments are closed.