So apparently there is this new gadget that allows women to do something they’ve secretly wanted to do since Eve noticed something Adam could do that she couldn’t: pee standing up.
The Go Girl is a FUD, a Female Urination Device, about which you can read more — likely more than you’d ever want to know — here.
In any event, over at the website Frisky, a female writer urges her fellow women to not go crazy over the idea of the FUD. Instead, she lists 10 reasons why women are better off peeing their way, and why men are the ones at the distinct disadvantage.
One of them is that unlike men, women can actually talk on the phone while they’re seated and performing “number one.”
Seriously: who talks to someone on the telephone when they’re on the commode?
And even more importantly, who wants to be talking to someone else while they’re doing that kind of business?
Let Mother Nature do her thing. Call me afterwards.
Really. I don’t mind waiting.