As stupid and somewhat entertaining as this item is, something tells me this guy might be someone I’d really get along with, if for no other reason, because we both apparently have a major appreciation for food.
A third-string quarterback at USC — that’s the University of South Carolina — fell off his moped over the weekend and had to receive stitches. The reason? He was trying to operate his moped with one hand while holding a pizza in the other.
It didn’t work out so well.
Coach Steve Spurrier told the media that he hopes the incident will be a lesson to the whole team. I rather hope no one else in the whole team needs that kind of lesson.