7 Clever T-Shirts from Sky Mall I’d Probably Wear


Some t-shirts can be quite clever. I found clever t-shirts listed for sale at Sky Mall during a recent flight to visit my best friend and his family, and thought I’d share a few favorites.

When you’re on a plane and you’re not particularly fond of being that high up in the air, distractions are usually welcome, unless they’re of the screaming child or snoring neighbor variety.

One of my favorite distractions, other than my iPad, is the Sky Mall catalog. Among its pages are absolutely ridiculous items no one in his right mind would buy, yet probably do.

The edition I found had a page of t-shirts from What On Earth with designs that definitely earned a chuckle.

Here are 7 I’d probably wear:

1. I know just enough to be dangerous.

And so true, too.

2. I’ve had my coffee. You may speak.

A custom design I might come up with along the same lines would be, “Absolutely NO meetings before 10am.

3. Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.

This should be part of every blogger’s wardrobe!

4. I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optimist with experience.

Or what I’d prefer to call, a realistic optimist.

5. I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.


6. Well, another day has passed and I didn’t use algebra once.

Actually, I do use algebra from time to time, but I never make a big deal out of it. I hate to be wrong.

7. I’m perfect. You adjust.

I’m not by any means, and this is really too obnoxious for me to actually wear in public, but given the right company, I’d definitely wear it.

Your Turn:

Do you have any favorites on that list? Are there designs you’ve seen that you’d be more likely to wear?


  1. No. 5 all the way! Also, a friend of mine has a shirt that reads “It’s on the syllabus.” I love that one!

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