Dear TV Land,
When I go to your website’s “Online Switchboard” page, I’m immediately asked for my name and email address and the reason for contacting you. When I enter that information and then select, “Comment about a current TV Land show,” I’m then asked to select which show I’m commenting about.
The one I just commented on, Roseanne, doesn’t even appear on your list.
Maybe that was wishful thinking on the part of your webmaster. Maybe he feels the same way I do about the show.
I just checked my good old Tivo schedule, and I find that you are inexplicably running seven hours of this show tonight. For the past few weeks, you’ve run marathons of this stupid program, night after night, for hours at a time.
You have plenty of classic television shows that I’d love to see. Roseanne wasn’t a great show to begin with, and it isn’t funnier with age. I might actually sit through an episode if I know that I’ll only have to sit through one. When I know that’s all you have on the schedule on a given night, I’m done with you for the evening.
Please run something else.